There was nothing like the bright puffy nylon pullover sporting the colors and logo of your favorite team, especially after your middle school (and then the mall) banned them. Turn back the clock and channel your inner Seifert with the kind of look last seen on an old NFL Films reel. Face it: Throwbacks are the new forward pass, and everyone can tell that shiny Mullins jersey just came off the official Warriors rack. If you can't act like you've been a fan for more than a minute, you can at least look like it with team regalia that's lived through the joy and the hurt (and the thousand runs through the washing machine to prove it). Once decked out in vines the Fab Four would recognize, regale the fresher faces among us with tales of what Bo knew and — wait. Who are the SuperSonics, exactly?
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